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May 8

Lloyd-like optimism

From Dumb and Dumber:

Lloyd: What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like me… ending up together? 
Mary: Well, Lloyd, that’s difficult to say. I mean, we don’t really… 
Lloyd: Hit me with it! Just give it to me straight! I came a long way just to see you, Mary. The least you can do is level with me. What are my chances? 
Mary: Not good. 
Lloyd: You mean, not good like one out of a hundred? 
Mary: I’d say more like one out of a million. 
[pause
Lloyd: So you’re telling me there’s a chance… *YEAH!* 
- Lloyd and Mary from Dumb and Dumber